Hit the Road Bill

For a while now, my closet stash of ATM $20's has disappeared. Thought it was my imagination. Wish it was, So the last weekend I take note. I have 10- $20's, Then after the weekend down to 7 $20's. Kids are here, I drop them off at there Mom's, Spent the night in Vegas. On return I go to my closet, Only 5 $20's. After looking around at other loose change and such, there is more missing. The only person home is Bill. Bill is now leaving on or before April 13Th. This isn't Clinton, it's my Dad. After talking to a "Expert in the field" I learn my Dad is an Anti-social personality/sociopath. Fuck, only took 44 years to figure this out.